Friday, March 11, 2011

Where Does The Cookie 100patch Go On Vest

phlegm from the kind of mothers, from the snail supertacchi

Yesterday I ran into a verbal brawl with a mother of a certain category, and I felt like telling you the different kinds of mothers I comes less than a meter away, usually at the park. Ps
below will add the various mothers describe me :-)

Mother snail
Its characteristic is not, as you might think, the slow but in its wake drooling. This kind of mother leaves a trail of conduct that tends to blindly follow his son. Generally this kind of wildlife is quiet and the only flaw is that leaving his son drooled. Mothers are almost never quiet that leave their children unattended, and is a feature well accepted by me.

Mother elephant
Also here is not to characterize the longevity of this mother, but the size and emotional damage they can do in the classic "cabinets with precious trinkets." They are in good faith, they move all their wheels to help someone in their own way and generally do enormous harm. Right because these mothers running, jumping, spinning, tripping (again in the display) to come and give you a hand, that hand which thou hast not asked. But I love this kind of mothers, partly because even if harmful, at least field as if there were not only themselves and their babies.

Mother alternative:
The primary feature is the appearance of this mother, in perfect contrast to the very soul. The clothing is scafatissimo (super sport, super nonmenefreganullaemivestoconlaprimacosachetrovoincasa) but it's just a very observant eye that does not escape that every leader has the total cost of my clothing. They bike to the park with the little children, never give the snacks but only organic products, talk to children without yelling and have a rest while absently their gifts ass on a bench and read a book superimpegnato. The children meanwhile graze freely and without control. Then, as see them go away, take the child by the arm and pulled him to the bike and hear whisper of terrible things to me even in moments of madness more acute, would think of.

Mother hen:
It 's the classic Italian mother that anyone would have wanted as a mother. He has always dedicated a purse full of everything you might need: tissues, snacks, suck fruit, candies, toys, coat, balls, and other iniini Cerottini. Her look is always placed on their son, who is usually very calm, responsible, and (I do not know how) clean while playing with the earth and looks a bit 'worth of other moms fighting each with their own children silly, lurid to the tip of the hair. I like this kind of mom even though I will never be equal because my son is right into the dirt floor of underpants :-)

Mother supertacchi:
Again, the feature is the appearance that, Unlike the mother, or you absolutely equal to the soul. Almost stiletto heels that hold standing precariously between earth and an avenue of stones. They have jeans so small (there is obviously no envy) that I came in not even 12 years and jacket so lovingly cared for and cleaned them to me dream. These mothers talking amiably with friends, and tell chirp the delightful evening spent with her husband and of course give away the work that their children play in the park. Their children can hit, throw sand, throw down a game a poor child and steal toys and mothers supertacchi continue their recreational activities ... But .. and the "but" is as big as a house .... have an incredible ability to feel every little injury that their child suffers. In this case, like hawks, they turn around and go towards the child's swollen chest and head mozzicate verbally because the poor guy has taken his game from the clutches of child supertacchi.

Guess with whom I argued furiously?


by Lalia: Mother ennepresente :
where
year-old stands for a number of times infinite and incalculable. This mom has the ability to teleport and be in two places at once. Attend all school initiatives, all-school, almost always representing the school and generally have a minimum of 3 children. 3 is the perfect number. His big house, including a garden or terrace Supermega is always clean and can not find the toy around, if not in the rooms of babies. It does not have the cleaning lady did not cook and the husband is away on business. Everything sparkles, her children and home. The ennepresente is always combed (Here I feel great envy) and always perfumed and made up. This is my myth, and aspire to be like her .. perhaps in light years, but a model one needs to have it, no?

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